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Teacup Questions

Oct 20 '14

I’m not dead.

I’m looking for the culprit that wrote that post.

It might have been drunk me.

It was probably drunk me.

Oct 18 '14

It wouldn’t be a family gathering if I wasn’t constantly seeking emergency exits.

Oct 18 '14


My life is kind of like when you’re about to sneeze and then don’t

Oct 17 '14


cute gender neutral terms to call your partner:
- winter candy apple
- iced gingerbread
- my peach bellini
- …. “jen”

Oct 17 '14


christmas lights make anything better! 

(Source: youretheworstfx)

Oct 17 '14
Oct 16 '14

(Source: alphacentaurix)

Oct 16 '14
Oct 16 '14


me as a parent

Oct 16 '14



The evolution of Halloween costumes for girls…

this is really important

Oct 16 '14

I’m having a bout of insomnia.


Oct 16 '14

My mom asked me to make a book for her office to give to their boss for boss day? And I didn’t really have time to work on it or know what to do with that request. So then my mom gets all frustrated that I couldn’t just whip something together. And what I ended up giving her was one page and more of a roast than anything.

I really hope I don’t get credited with it.